The Accident Man & the Excited Girl

Careful when you let her play with that!
Davis had a bit of a BIG sex accident in college, and now he has an inflatable... well, YOU KNOW! But that's alright, because most women don't even notice the difference. And when this beautiful sales clerk does, she's not put off by it. On the contrary, she gets SUPER EXCITED. Davis can't believe his luck, and he also kind of can't believe the funny ideas she has about how to put its unique features to use.
But she's real hot and so he trusts her, but he really shouldn't.
The Accident Man & the Excited Girl is the fifty-eighth installment in the Bjorn Peeters Half-hour Comedy series Funny Sex Adventures. If you're looking for some hard comedy about a guy with an implant in his... you know, his KABONG—and what happens when a girl gets a bit too excited about that—then this episode is just what you need for a funny break!
Read it now!
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FUNNY SEX ADVENTURES is a weekly comedy series about sex, dates, flings, crushes, love, relationships, and marriage. Every episode is a complete short story with a funny twist ending. You can read them in any order you like. Get the latest Funny Sex Adventure EVERY FRIDAY, year-round! A publishing schedule is available on the author’s website, or check out the pre-orders. Various bundles are available.
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Half-hour Comedies are the perfect format for a break at work, a boring wait at the dentist’s office, your commute, or just whenever you want to relax and have fun.