Captain Castor & the Octopus Beauty

Rum, girls, and the troubles they bring a man
Captain Castor is a pirate of simple desires. To have rum, to have gold, and to spend little of said gold on the women whose company he likes to enjoy. For why should he pay a lot for something he can get for little? So he frequents the lowliest and absolute cheapest brothels he can possibly find.
Needless to say, his nightly journeys of pleasure don’t often turn out as planned.
Captain Castor & the Octopus Beauty is the sixtieth installment in the Bjorn Peeters Half-hour Comedy series Funny Sex Adventures (and the second Captain Castor adventure). If you want a joke-filled comedy about a pirate drinking cheap rum while adventuring into really shady brothels, then this hardy-har-har episode is just what you need for a funny break!
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FUNNY SEX ADVENTURES is a weekly comedy series about sex, dates, flings, crushes, love, relationships, and marriage. Every episode is a complete short story with a funny twist ending. You can read them in any order you like. Get the latest Funny Sex Adventure EVERY FRIDAY, year-round! A publishing schedule is available on the author’s website, or check out the pre-orders. Various bundles are available.
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Half-hour Comedies are the perfect format for a break at work, a boring wait at the dentist’s office, your commute, or just whenever you want to relax and have fun.