THE SHORT HISTORY OF MILITANT LUTHERANISM: A NOVEL

Uber Lutheran Conan Kinnear embarks upon a misguided quest to recover money stolen by Preston Cash. Money stolen from an eccentric group of Lutheran activists. Already on the run from law enforcement for participating in a corporate scheme which bilked utility customers of billions, Mr. Cash has also earned the ire of a group of old women who have hired a bungling hit man to exact revenge.